A Pink Turtle

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

mishasminions:

WHAT AN ICON

God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

Harry Potter's Character Development
Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.